Uomini quando sembrate un cane bagnato dopo la doccia?

[alfetta]

Praticamente un ppamppino io

Altrimenti mi suicidavo!

[SPINORR]

Dai su che d'inverno quando sei coperta ti lasci andare anche tu ammettilo!!!:gaen:

a voglia quando se gira nel letto me copre..pare di essere sotto un terranova!!!:gaen:

[nanorace]

a voglia quando se gira nel letto me copre..pare di essere sotto un terranova!!!:gaen:

amore cazz.o....mi sono ribaltata all'indietro

[verde corsa]

Perch? non hai nessuno di gi? peloso che ti riscaldi!!!

In effetti no

[maddalena]

In effetti no

tranquillo
ti scaldo io

[hooverdam01]

Sophie just got married, and was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Sophie. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Sophie", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"

[maddalena]

"This is a job for Mama!"

ehehehehe! :1:

[nanorace]

Sophie just got married, and was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Sophie. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Sophie", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"

[verde corsa]

[ala70]

Oggi ci voleva proprio la barzelletta a luci rosse per rinvigorire la Nano hehehhehheh

[thor74]

:gaen:ho votato..... non mi ricordo

[danystoner]

ma perch? devi farmi rimettere la merenda con certi fotoscempi?

vogliamo il topic di Mr Maglietta Bagnata...avanti tutta! :1:

[ALex1487]

Io ho qualche pelo sul petto e un po' attorno all'ombelico.
Comunque non li sopporto e mi faccio la ceretta d'estate.
Il problema ? che pi? me la faccio pi? diventano folti. eheheh

2 volte mi son fatto la ceretta anche sulle gambe per motivi estetici e pratici quando andavo in bici da corsa. MAI PIU'!! E da quel momento se trovo la mia morosa con qualche pelo sulle cosce la stringo forte a me e le dico che la capisco e di non preoccuparsi!

[danystoner]

..la ceretta piano pian ne fa crescere meno semmai ...sure?

[ALex1487]

..la ceretta piano pian ne fa crescere meno semmai ...sure?

Davvero?
Bo a me sul petto ne crescono di pi? da quando faccio la ceretta! Si vede allora che dovevano gi? crescere!!