donne e il doppio paio di scarpe

[mano]

thanks!

what about this one..

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home,when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Rats, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

blonde women...

[nanorace]

io non ho mai portato il cambio scarpe, a meno che non avessi due appuntamenti distinti.
Guido benissimo anche con i tacchi, e se le compri giuste non sono scomode.

[danystoner]

mi ? capitato di portare delle scarpe di ricambio
o per guidare
o in occasione di matrimoni e cose "lunghe"

e quindi?

[toto#77]

la mia se si portasse dietro le scarpe di ricambio la ripudierei all'istante,

se esce con le basse st? con le basse (grazie a *** non possiede ballerine) se esce con i tacchi st? con i tacchi

[danystoner]

la mia se si portasse dietro le scarpe di ricambio la ripudierei all'istante,

se esce con le basse st? con le basse (grazie a *** non possiede ballerine) se esce con i tacchi st? con i tacchi

[toto#77]

lo so che sono un rompicaxxo....
non ci fare caso
sono molto peggio di quello che sembro!

[verde corsa]

thanks!

what about this one..

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home,when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Rats, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

[verde corsa]

la mia se si portasse dietro le scarpe di ricambio la ripudierei all'istante,

se esce con le basse st? con le basse (grazie a *** non possiede ballerine) se esce con i tacchi st? con i tacchi

Talebano

[Scorpion]

talking about shoes....
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.
Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!"

[Lele-R1-Crash]

Oh uomini ... come siete severi con le vostre fanciulle ! Ma lasciatele vivere in pace povere fanciulle !

P.s. sto ascoltando l'Inverno di Vivaldi e quando lo sento sragiono ... si , insomma , pi? del solito

[verde corsa]

Oh uomini ... come siete severi con le vostre fanciulle ! Ma lasciatele vivere in pace povere fanciulle !

P.s. sto ascoltando l'Inverno di Vivaldi e quando lo sento sragiono ... si , insomma , pi? del solito

Mi ricorda tal hannibal lecter

[Lele-R1-Crash]

Mi ricorda tal hannibal lecter

Eh ?

erch????: erch????: erch????: erch????: erch????:

[danystoner]

lo so che sono un rompicaxxo....
non ci fare caso
sono molto peggio di quello che sembro!

peggio me sento
poraccia la tu donna

ha ragione lele, mapermadrededios ma una sar? libera o no........ !?!?
penso che nessuno si porti in giro le scarpe da cambiare ogni giorno

? peggio che essere rompica**o totoGomunista


scusa, a giugno sono stata a un matri come testimone
di tutto punto e un tacco che gi? la met? mi faceva sentire alta 20 metri
dopo 8 ore .. ? stata una tragedia cambiarmi le scarpe?

voi non siete normali :gaen:
inizio a pensare che qui l'unico in sagoma sia LeleNazionale

[Lele-R1-Crash]

voi non siete normali :gaen:
inizio a pensare che qui l'unico in sagoma sia LeleNazionale

bhauahuahuahuha

Ora sono anche vecchio e saggio

[danystoner]

bhauahuahuahuha

Ora sono anche vecchio e saggio

ma li vedi come sono?

passano le giornate a dircene di tutti i colori come se le 4 che scrivono qui fossero il capro espiatorio del mondo femminile che li rovina
e poi scopri che sono peggio de mi nonno in quanto a rotture di balle
(ma siamo noi che...... )
manca la catena al collo che dici?

"ehi tu, femmina, non ti azzardare a portarti le scarpe di ricambio perch? ti gonfio di botte :gaen:"

:inzinzo: U.U