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    The bellissim Story of Cappuccett Red


    One mattin her mamma dissed: 'Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the nonn,
    but attention to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good
    luck! And in bocc at the lup!'

    Cappuccett didn't capish very well his ultim thing but went away, da sol,
    with the cest. Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at acert punt
    she incontered the lup, who dissed: 'Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you
    go?'

    'To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of sacc
    of chocolate and biscots, and panettons and more and mirtills', she dissed.

    'Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that had)
    dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.

    And so the lup dissed: 'Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is
    squilling, sorry.' And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the
    nonn's House.

    Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for her
    sentier in the forest. The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel,
    entered, and after saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon.

    Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and
    fikked himself in the let.

    When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered.

    But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the
    lup, ricord?) dissed: 'But nonn, why do you stay in let?'

    And the nonn-lup: 'Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!'

    'Oh, poor nonn!', said Cappuccett (she was more than stupid, I think, wasn't
    she?), then she dissed: 'But..what big okks you have!! Do you bisogn some
    collir?'

    'Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl', dissed the
    nonn-lup.

    Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm: 'But what big oreks
    you have! Do you have the Orekkions?'

    And the nonn-lup: 'Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better'.

    And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: 'But what
    big dents you have!'

    And the lup, at this point dissed: 'It is to magn you
    better!'

    And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl.

    But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator of
    frod sented all and dissed: 'Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of
    solds'.

    And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr
    many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that
    moment,
    imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup.

    Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired
    fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited).

    And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and guadagned
    honestly a sacc of solds.

    The nonn magned tutt the leccornies that were in the cest.

    And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!)

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    #2
    ahahaha l'avevo già letta

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      #3
      Jast l'have lett!!!!

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        #4
        ai crep dal rider

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          #5
          trop strong

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            #6
            ai stav ridend com na sema già dalla first fras......

            arrivata in fond che craiavo....

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              #7
              iou sareted all banneted from is majestic te queen of iunided chindom of britisch!!!

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                #8
                Ma non è uno scritto di Riccardo Cassini?

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                  #9
                  veri biutiful

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                    #10
                    if ai ero ior ticer d'ingles prendev iu tut a kik nel cul

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by nonno enio View Post
                      if ai ero ior ticer d'ingles prendev iu tut a kik nel cul


                      M'ha fatto pi? ridere questa!!!!

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by jonny_rsv View Post


                        M'ha fatto pi? ridere questa!!!!

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Giulius999 View Post
                          .....con te ho chiuso......

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