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THE BELLISSIM STORY OF CAPPUCCETT RED
One mattin her mamma dissed:
"Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the nonn, but attention
to
the
lup
that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And
in
bocc
at
the lup!".
Cappuccett didn't cap very well this ultim thing but went
away,
da
sol, with the cest. Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the
forest,
at
acert punt she incontered the lup, who dissed:
"Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you go?".
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it
is
full
of
a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and
mirtills",
she dissed.
"Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella? (maybe an _expression com:
what a
cul
that had) dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the
bocc.
And so the lup dissed:
"Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling,
sorry."
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's
House.
Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin,
continued
for her sentier in the forest. The lup arrived at
the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and after saluting
the
nonn,
magned her in a boccon.
Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol
night
berret
and fikked himself in the let.
When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned
and
entered.
But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn non was
the
nonn,
but
the lup, ricord?) dissed:
"But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
And the nonn-lup:
"Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".
"Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappuccett (she was more than
stupid, I
think,
wasn't she?).
Then she dissed: "But...what big okks you have! Do you
bisogn
some
collir?".
"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little
girl",
dissed the nonn-lup.
Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm:
"But what big oreks you have! Do you have the Orekkions?".
And the nonn-lup:
"Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited)
said:
"But what big dents you have!".
And the lup, at this point dissed:
"It is to magn you better!".
And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl.
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and
innocent
cacciator of frod sented all and dissed:
"Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds".
And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little
girl,
butted
a
terr many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had
ammazzed
till that moment, imbracced the fucil, intered in the stanz
and
killed
the lup. Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin
the
pellicc)
and tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still
rincoglionited).
And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended
the pellicc and guadagned honestly a sacc of solds. The
nonn
magned
tutt the leccornies that were in the cest. And so,
everybody
lived
felix and content (maybe not the lup!).
One mattin her mamma dissed:
"Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the nonn, but attention
to
the
lup
that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And
in
bocc
at
the lup!".
Cappuccett didn't cap very well this ultim thing but went
away,
da
sol, with the cest. Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the
forest,
at
acert punt she incontered the lup, who dissed:
"Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you go?".
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it
is
full
of
a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and
mirtills",
she dissed.
"Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella? (maybe an _expression com:
what a
cul
that had) dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the
bocc.
And so the lup dissed:
"Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling,
sorry."
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's
House.
Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin,
continued
for her sentier in the forest. The lup arrived at
the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and after saluting
the
nonn,
magned her in a boccon.
Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol
night
berret
and fikked himself in the let.
When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned
and
entered.
But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn non was
the
nonn,
but
the lup, ricord?) dissed:
"But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
And the nonn-lup:
"Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".
"Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappuccett (she was more than
stupid, I
think,
wasn't she?).
Then she dissed: "But...what big okks you have! Do you
bisogn
some
collir?".
"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little
girl",
dissed the nonn-lup.
Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm:
"But what big oreks you have! Do you have the Orekkions?".
And the nonn-lup:
"Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited)
said:
"But what big dents you have!".
And the lup, at this point dissed:
"It is to magn you better!".
And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl.
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and
innocent
cacciator of frod sented all and dissed:
"Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds".
And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little
girl,
butted
a
terr many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had
ammazzed
till that moment, imbracced the fucil, intered in the stanz
and
killed
the lup. Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin
the
pellicc)
and tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still
rincoglionited).
And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended
the pellicc and guadagned honestly a sacc of solds. The
nonn
magned
tutt the leccornies that were in the cest. And so,
everybody
lived
felix and content (maybe not the lup!).
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